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Ok, but in case something happens and you need to return or exchange, read on.

Moby Sick accepts returns of unworn and unwashed items for a refund or exchange within 45 days of purchase. Refunds will be processed in the form of the original payment. Please include a copy of your invoice or any order information you have available to ensure the prompt and efficient processing of your return. If you do not have a copy of your invoice please make note of any available order information and be sure to include a phone number and email address in case we need to contact you. You can mail your return or exchange item to the address below.

Moby Sick
Attn: Returns
7225 Cross Dr
Citrus Heights, CA 95610


Small: Length - 29" Chest Width - 18"
Medium: Length - 30" Chest Width - 20"
Large: Length - 31" Chest Width - 22"
XL: Length - 32" Chest Width - 24"

Note: if you wash in warm/hot water and dry with high heat, shirts may shrink.

Shipping Policy

I will ship your loot 1-2 days after you place your order. Boom. Done.